21 answers

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I feel the urge to answer the 21 questions from New York Magazine.   

Who’s your favorite New Yorker, living or dead, real or fictional?

Me.   Oh, I am an ex-New Yorker, I forgot.  Okay – um – me.

                      

What’s the best meal you’ve eaten in New York?

Oh I cannot pick the best.  But a damn good everything bagel with scallion cream cheese is way up there.

                                      

In one sentence, what do you actually do all day in your job?

Smoke, think, write, repeat.

Where do you get your coffee?

Anywhere I can.

                     

What’s the last thing you saw on Broadway?

Something with one word.  “Wit.”  No – “Proof.”  No –  “42nd Street.”  It’s been a while, Broadway is for tourists. 

                     

Do you give money to panhandlers?

That depends.  Sometimes they want a cigarette. 

                        

What’s your drink?

A riesling.  If I do anything harder, I get silly.  I may sit on your lap.

  

How often do you prepare your own meals?
Shit I miss New York. 

                     

What’s your favorite medication? 
Legal or not? 

               

What’s hanging above your sofa?

A 6×7 foot Kina Lillet litho that would never have fit in my NYC apt.  Hmm.

               

How much is too much to spend on a haircut?  

For a good haircut?  I’d give anything for a good haircut.  Well, a blowjob may be too much.  

  

When’s bedtime? 

Not early enough. 

                             

Brunch: pro or con?

Con.  It’s just a way to broadcast say “look at us, we’ve been having hot sex and just got out of bed.”

                          

What’s your thread count?

Wanna come see?

                           

What do you hate most about living in New York?
That when I get my heel caught in a subway grate and my skirt flies up to my waist- no one notices. 

              

What’s your brand of jeans?
Any that fit.

                        

When’s the last time you drove a car?
Shit I miss New York. 

                  

Who should be the next president? 
It’s easier to say who shouldn’t. 

           

Times, Post, or Daily News?
[I am not ashamed to read the Post] 

                

Yankees or Mets?
Whoever’s winning. 

                       

What makes someone a New Yorker? 
How do you pronounce “coffee” – huh?  Huh?

                     

And now I tag…..

               

                           

oh I would not do that.

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