So, the phone rings, I answer, it is my mother.
Mom: What do I do if I can’t move my mouth?
Me: What? Go to the hospital!
Me: You can’t move your mouth?
Mom: [cracks up] – My mouse!
Me: [sighs] – Oh! Reboot. I thought you said your mouth.
Mom: [still cracking up] – If I couldn’t move my mouth I wouldn’t be talking.