Apparently there is a new “face” trend, according to New York magazine.
As if, one could or would just go out and try on a new face whenever you want to – like a new shoe or a new haircut.
But one could [which I did I could not help myself] – compare one’s own face to the “new new face” to see how it measures up.
Shape – Heart. Nope, mine is more oval.
Profile – Straight. Check. [as opposed to the Dr. Diamond upturned nose, which, um, my mother has.]
Eyes – Big. Check.
Cheeks – Plump. Not really…
Lips – Just slightly plump. I hate my lips.
Chin – Angular. Again – not really.
Oh well… such is life.
Who has this face? New York Mag says –