This just in – research to be published in the journal “Evolution and Human Behavior” – scientific research, I may add – found that in a study of 16,000 women, hourglass-figured women are more intelligent than their counterparts. This has something to do with the amount of omega-3 rich fat stored in the hips.
Older research also found that men are attracted to women with hourglass figures. I suppose this has something to do with their wish to procreate. [A male friend once told me I had “breeder hips.” I, um, did not take that as a compliment at the time.]
So, we hourglass women are smart as hell and attract men [that want babies.]