BruddahBob sent me a link to the Oracle of Starbucks.
You enter the drink you order at Starbucks, size included.
First I enter “tall skim latte.” It told me I am a fat, whiny bitch.
Then I enter my summer drink – “tall Dolce de Leche Frapucino.”
So now, I am high maintenance.
A fat, whiny, high maintenance bitch.
I think I’ll take Mildred over the Oracle of Starbucks thank you.